I mean seriously– two at once?? I wonder if there’s a 12 step program out there for binky addicts. I think he has a problem.
“Can we see if The Brady Bunch is on? I’m really starting to like reality shows.” ~E (age 11)
Me: (as I turned on the oven light) “M, do you want to see what the muffins look like baking?”
M (age 4): “They don’t look like bacon, they look like muffins!”
The girls decided to write short stories today, and R (age 8) spent some time explaining her idea of a story line to E (age 11).
Then E said, “R, I just don’t see how you would be able to fit all of that into a short story.”
R replied matter-of-factly, “Small words. Big paper.”
Okay, okay…. here’s the real pregnant person…
I started off in a maternity size small, and now I have to wear a maternity size large in order for the shirts to go over my whole belly. This did not happen when I was pregnant with the girls. The doctors are still telling me that there is just one baby in there, and that he is measuring fine.
When I came out of Motherhood the other day with my 3 large shirts to get me through the next month, the door actually chimed twice!