This page is a list I’m compiling of words my children use that I personally find hilarious. I’m sure this list will be constantly added to, so check back from time to time. Leave a comment if you have any “young jargon” to share!
Arty Duty = R2D2
Turlet = Toilet
Bogahs inmanose = Bugars in my nose
De-cussing = Disgusting
Gamana = Banana
My Peas Be Accused = May I Please Be Excused
Cuemies = Excuse Me
Haybops = Hiccups
Stone Cold Creamery = Cold Stone Creamery
(doesn’t sound quite so appetizing anymore…)
Zert = Dessert
Under the Pants = Underpants
Not Anything = Nothing
Patterin = Pattern
Salary = Celery
Bommin = Bottom
Comferthubul = Comfortable
The Borgia Dull Dogs = The Georgia Bulldogs
Marshmelons = Marshmellows
Overhauls = Overalls
Regory = Regular
Their Chother = Eachother
Instersting = Interesting
Chest = Chess
Skusting = Disgusting
Quote Archive
M Jr.
M Jr.: “I’m not a snowman.”
Me: “How do you know?”
M Jr.: “Because I’m not covered in dadgum snow.”
January 2012
R:
“I’m freezing, will you turn the fan on?”
January 2007
“My chapstick smells like chubby cheeks.”
January 2007
“We’re making zert!”
October 2006
“I’ll find it Mommy! I’ll find it!
…tell me if you see it okay?”
October 2006
“Let me see what time it is…
It’s 40 o’clock!”
September 2006
“I’m so hungry I’m going to pass out. I’m not kidding you.”
August 2006
“I like the Borgia Dull Dogs!”
August 2006
“Do the fireworks hurt the sky?”
July 2006
“Why does Papa not got his beard on? Where is it?” ~ The morning after M decided to shave his beard.
February 2006
“I not sick, but I need a bawoon.”
February 2006
“We always do that sometimes.”
January 2006
E:
“Wet willies feel kind of good after.”
December 2006
“Mommy, do you want me to whoop your fanny at chess after we eat dinner?”
November 2006
“I’m cold, and I want to be sweaty.”
October 2006
“I wouldn’t mind a little coffee.” ~her response after I asked her father if he wanted some coffee.
August 2006
“You mean up to the bone?” ~After I told her she had to eat her whole apple.
June 2006
“Mommy, you’re a good picker-outer for things like this because I personally like it.” ~After opening her birthday presents.
May 2006
“I want to go banana picking.”
March 2006
“I can count myself.”
One.”
February 2006
“May I please have five?” ~When asking R for a “high five.”
January 2006
“I just think that sauce is too saucy.”
January 2006
“My goodness… I’m going to be pretty old when I turn 6!”
January 2006
“I think the Veggie Tale named ‘Larry’ is a very good singer.”
January 2006
Some of my favorites from my brother & Kai over the years:
Hopstital (hospital), kehpotch (ketchup), sketty (spaghetti), gaga (gracias), Asha (Ursula), buh bah buh (bye bye bus-Andrew)
I can’t wait until Andrew can contribute more!
Good idea to keep a record. We hear “chest” at our house too- from Olivia. And when she was about 2 she said “Blockmustard” for Blockbuster. Tim didn’t say nearly as many cute things like that. I wonder if it a gender thing. He said his first word at 10 months and pretty much didn’t speak again until it was full sentences pronounced clearly at 18 months. I think girls are more chatty maybe?
Your kids have said some cute things. It takes me back to when mine were younger. My daughter used to say ogee for eagle, ya ya for water and popsicadull for popsicle. Sometimes we still laugh about the things the kids said when they were younger. Ah, such memories! :-)
Those are priceless! They made me laugh. I can hear the girls saying that stuff.
i hope you are all doing well.
Agnes (almost 4) has started saying “actual-dentally” for accidentally.